Adore.

Wear these shoes and that dress. Put on this new necklace and borrow my gold bracelet. I love you in that gloss, take it with you and come with me to get a new one. Did you hear about her? She got out using this diet and eating nothing but kale and shrimp. Her mother was blonde, but now she's a brunette. You should try a new shade. I want sunglasses, a new bag, and my old shoes. I love the gym because we eat ice cream on the way home and fake it in pilates. I have ideas on how to break in, as if we'd ever do it. Drinking gin in teacups and wearing lace to the library just to see the guy behind the counter blush. You are too shy, who cares about your thighs. Men only like girls who do this, that, and those, but not these. NEVER these. Does this have sugar? I'm on carbs again because I almost got fired when I stopped. I cry every time I see this movie, even though it's about a subject I don't get. What is with that look?! Who does she think she is, US? You laugh too loud, I chew my gum like a girl from the block. You have an ass, I've got boobs. If we were older, we'd still be hot. We're just going to stop eating and spend every dime shopping. If I can walk from midtown to the LES I'll burn enough to go to Max Brenner. Will you quit it? I never sleep. That's for you because you're lame. Cats itch me but your dog is like my nephew, I'll pet him through the hives. I can't get over it with you. Think he'll call me? If he doesn't let's drink cheap champagne and eat popcorn. I love you and your guts. I bought you a pack of these because I know you didn't need this. When he gets here, hide the ugly plates, those are only for you. What are you gonna do this Summer? Can we go skiing? I know you don't know how, but fake it. I pretended I was someone else so he wouldn't see me.

There is no one I love more than my friends.