No, I Must Say Something...

What the fuck is up with ugly girls being happy in relationships with cute guys and I'm here alone? Well, admittedly, the guys aren't that cute, but still. I mean this is getting serious. I'm fucking sitting here obsessing over pictures on pictures of ugly girls standing their with good men who of course, are infatuated with them. I bet those bitches give and don't expect to receive. I bet she does his laundry and bakes him cupcakes and even buys him presents for no appparent reason. Full of shit. Fucking stupid girls! Making the rest of us look bad!

Watched a documentary on one of my namesakes, Elizabeth I, last night and have gained new respect for dead "virgin" monarchs! Girlfriend was a sugar mommy! Had a harem of young hotties who she employed and bribed on her council to just agree with her and the occasional sex romp; which of course, straight men being what they are, lead these idiodic straight guys to believe they had a shot at being King. HAH! Good to see her crush them under her foot; which, like mine, was remarkably small. I tip my hat to you, Ma'am!

And when it got serious, and her reign was at stake; she simply sent them away to Ireland, which at the time was warring with England to die by a people who then deemed savages. I love her.

Spoke to this Cortland Fitzgerald, however, for three hours. Not sure if I like him or I'm simply fooling myself into it because I've got nothing better to do. It was my discovery phone call; you know, when you ask all sorts of embarrassing questions just to get a reaction. After considering his answers, and how freely he gave them, he kind of skeeves me out. He's childish. He even sounds it. And the fact that he's short does no good.

I think I've been single too long, admittedly. There comes a point, where you're over the wall and there is no return. Not even hottie redhead does it for me anymore. I'm over him, too, looking at his grosser than ever potential girlfriend. There comes a point where you just lose all worldly respect for them; these straight men.

Please. I'm over it. I got other things to do.