Irish Day

Ok, some updates. This has been a big week.

1. SHER HAS FOUND A MAN. A hot Jewish doctor that lives in her favortie building in the city. A. and I are crying with happiness for her.

2. A. is back from the D.R. with less sweaty Hispanic men not speaking English than anticipated. But we'll accept it. A hot Canadian was enough!

3. S. has broken up with her boyfriend of a year. I wish there were more I could do, she is so sad. She's coming out oggle all the redheads tonight with A. and I.

4. Am no longer speaking with Render. I can't save her anymore.

5. Skeevatz Chris is still on the plate after "breaking up" with me last week... This is guy is such a loser.

6. London wants ME! Well a company has expressed intrest in me, rather.

7. I have gotten rejected for the first time since grade school. BY A PERFECT STRANGER! This person was last week's obsession.

So the situation is getting less desparate sas there is so much action going on as is. Next week British Chris lands in Newark to stay a block down from school. I have mixed feelings about meeting this person. Once he becomes a reality, it's no longer as fun.

Some triva about this week:

1. Calories ingested: 67457867437678734896788345689457548678579658467486456456652389758
Calories necasary: 800

2. Trips to a Sex Shop: 5 (don't ask)

3. Love Stories Begun, Ended, Got More Intresting or Simply Mocked as they Crash and Burn: 5

4. Songs Dowloaded: 1

5. Times Have Listened to that Song: 89

Am out toni9ght to celebrate my ancestory with the rest of the bridge and tunnels.