Wait... What?!

Wow. Can we just call attention to the fact that I spent the day with Skeevatz Chris and actually enjoyed it?!

OK.

He's actually very nice, He drove me around all day, chaffuered me to my party with Sher, which was a disaster packed with unhappy, fat single girls in their thirties. Sher and I were the thinnest people there. There has GOT to be something wrong with that. And he actually seemed to enjoy himself! He followed me in and out of stores all day, in the Galleria. Told me what a beautiful shape I had... (is he on crack?!) how gorgeous I was.. and just basically starred admiring me all day like a little lost puppy. He had so much patience, like laughing at me as I tried on stuff, telling me what he liked and didn't. Telling me how much he'd like to see me in that, and in Victoria's Secret... how much he'd like to see me out of it. He was holding bags, coats, purses, everything... I'm a bit suspicious, really.

And the craziest thing... HE MET JEN! So yes, Jen, my Italian, CRAZY, out of it, CYNICAL, sarcastic and OVERLY CRITICAL biological mother, and Sher, my Jewish mother, very similar just in a "OMG, that bag is SUCH fake..." way. (Or, my favorite, "I like don't wanna tell you, but you're like really fat and ugly... and no one likes you..." how much do you love Sher?!) And he met these women in only one day. And still wants to see me.

Wow. There's a strong man if ever I did meet one! *applauds*

Am I falling for the Skeeve?

Anyway Sher was suspicious from second one, she was like "OMG, this is your new boyfriend! I totally see it!" EVERYONE at the party loved him... Skeevatz Chris... I was like girls, he;s just wierd and skeevy. TWENTY FIVE CENT CHRIS!

Hmmm...

And he's still on that, "Oh, Cath, (yes, he;s developed his own name for me. He tried Kitty Cat, EVERY MAN I have ever dated has called me Kitty Cat and the incredible thing is, they ALL think they're the first to do it. Wow. So I set him straight, and Chris being the lyricist he is, had the creative insight to come up with Cath. No no no.) I love you."

Love me?!

I guess maybe it's good to be loved.

Right?

This is such a new sensation, I've been single how long? Forever?! Let's be serious, here. Wow.

And you know, the sweetest thing, he made a case study of me as I did with him... I think I'm getting into him, it's so wierd...

I'VE BEEN SINGLE HOW LONG! I MUST STAY SINGLE! ENGLAND! THE HOT MEN OF ENGLAND! NONE OF WHICH I KNOW! SO MANY MEN WITH RED HAIR YET TO MEET...

Am I wasting time on this brunette?

He knew I loved Subway. The man took me to Subway!

Awww...

I need to sleep, this isn't sensible. Surely I'll wake up tomorrow and be unintrested as I usually am.