Billionaire Boys Club

So Joe came through on his promise and I was fabulous and loud. But I got a few laughs and the crowd's attention so all was well?

Had a blast, was just like old times. Started the evening down by Delancey with B and co. We had dinner at an Australian eatery where I chatted up B and E, bonding over the latest in dating disasters. Then me and E took the F up to 34th, where Joe and I had some drinks with Sean. Sean turned out to be the better pick than Martin, unfortunately, but I talked to both. Then up to Cain with T and all the work friends. Then back out to another bar with the boys where I had a great time reconnecting with my high school friends, who came along for the ride.

It's weird now that I get on so well with these people after years of hating them. Everyone agreed that I was the best looking girl at the bar and I acted accordingly, being loud and overly affectionate. I probably made a complete ass of myself but I looked so good no one cared. (Hopefully?) I was wearing my New Year's dress and my new shoes. There was a man to take care of my every whim, but I didn't drink on their tab. I mad everyone laugh with references to Catherine the Great and then held their attention through my stand-by, analyzing their outfits. Whatever. It worked long enough to hold their attention, which was the point. Five years ago, I would have peed my pants if one of these guys talked to me; it felt good to switch places.

I came in at five by way of car service. Thanks to my Red Bulls and vodkas I'm still going strong. Think I'll go to the gym?