Oh my God. He put up a picture of her. Was tempted to write underneath "What a lovely dog you have there!" or perhaps "This picture ionvokes feelings of nausea and anguish indsie me!" but somehow, found restraint.
How is it that seeing the girlfriends of guys you secretly fantasized about suddenly make you feel like the most undesirable thing alive; no matter how ugly the girl is?
Right.
That bitch was fucked up as Pam at work would say, but I know she'd only be saying it to avoid my screaming in the background about how I'm going to die alone. She was pretty; and you have no idea the discipline is taking for me to admitt this. Well she does, now that I look, sort of resemble Queen Elizabeth. And does she know head bands AND cranberry red went out of fashion in erm... 1990?! And faux fur is a faux pas. That bitch was all over it at the dollar sale by the looks of it at this outfit.
So tell me why I'm:
A) Starring at these photos
B) Carrying on
C) Wonderfully dressed with no man
D) Broke
Right. Have I mentioned that I've picked a priest for my funeral in upteen thousand years that no one will be attending because I would dided a miserable old woman with no one, one hundred cats, a fabulous wardrobe, and indeed,a fortune constrewed from having no one to give it to but Bloomingdale's. And everyone will say, "Oh, Catherine, that was that crazy old cat lady with the big cocktail rings, right?"
Right.
Wow.
Okay, it's getting late and I'm being stupid. Back to reality for thirty seconds, shall we?
Oh, yes. That!
Some updates:
1. Jags called and is coming to visit me tomorrow at my job.
2. Jags has recieved a job offer and is considering taking it for a job in Shanghai. Meaning he will move to Asia and I will never see him again.
3. Upon hearing this news, I am emotionally numb.
4. Not to mention five pounds heavier.
5. Have I mentioned nothing fits me?!
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