Nothing is going on today, and yet I have like 90 things due tomorrow and have done none of them.
Have I mentioned I've become a stalker? Have found my male counterpart, someone just as miserable and obnoxious about their gender as I am, and have been suddenly intrigued. But only for a good swift shag, he seems like he'd get on my nerves after thirty seconds. But I bet he's good in the sack; it's always best when you don;t really care about the person, isn't it?
*Cough, cough* DEREK! *cough cough*
God bless himbos!
Am feeling rather crass today as have to go to work in a few. I'm so sick of that job and all my clients. I just want to tell them, guys, GO HOME. Leave me alone and stop begging for clothes you know you don't need!
Not 100% today, in fact.
I owe it to the Jamba Juice and Cup Noodles.
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